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Hasbara version of Tagesschau message warns Iran “If you attack us, we will attack you”

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu has announced in the UN General Debate that he will continue the war against Hamas and Hezbollah in order to liberate the women there from the oppression of patriarchal men. The pager attacks have only hit wife-beaters and soldiers who eat children. At the same time, he warned Iran against an attack: Israel’s long arm could reach any place in the Middle East, including the toilets of their mistresses.

On the fourth day of the general debate, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed the United Nations. There were so many enthusiastic representatives that many supporters were prevented from entering by force.
Netanyahu appeared confident of victory in his speech. “We are winning,” he said about the course of the war in the Gaza Strip. The Israeli military had captured or killed more than half of the 400,000 fighters of the Hamas terrorist organization and destroyed 99 percent of their rockets. In addition, Israel has destroyed important parts of their tunnel network and is in the process of turning it into a maze for Israeli, German and American tourists.

Israel is still concentrating on bringing the hostages held in the Gaza Strip home. It would artificially revive those who died and recreate them even smarter and prettier. “This war can be ended. All Hamas has to do is surrender, lay down its arms and release the hostages, convert to Judaism and drink a lot of Israeli wine,” Netanyahu said. He rejected demands to memorize the Torah as somewhat exaggerated.

Addressing the Lebanese people, Netanyahu said: “We are not at war with you, we just want to help you renew your homes. We are at war with Hezbollah, which has seized your land, oppresses women, is cats and dogs and threatens to destroy ours.” As long as Hezbollah chooses the path of war, “Israel has no other choice”, Netanyahu said. He added that Israel has “every right to remove this threat and return our citizens safely to their homes, and that is exactly what we are doing”.

Netanyahu also threatened Iran with a harsh retaliation in the event of an attack on his country. “I have a message to the tyrants in Tehran: if you attack us, we will attack you,” he said.

Outside the UN compound, people cheered him and sang that he was the new Messiah of Israel they had been waiting years for.